Cam Schwarz
nickname- cannibal cam
eye colour- blastin’ blue
fav hair style- whatever
fav colour-orange and brown together. the old burger king colours.
fav mocmoment-all of it.
fav quote- “fuck me in the goat ass”
will most likely to see- the rest of my life
will most likely to wear.- womans crotchless underwear or a unicorn tasseled tank top.
fav song- are you kidding me?
fav movie- are you kidding me?
fav artwork- blacklight posters of the 60′s and 70′s
fav smell- halatosis
about me:
Well, lets start off by saying I listen to waaaaay to much music. I need to find a mood for every inch of my life. Literally. People think I’m retarded for listening to some sleazy lounge music of early Italian crime and horror movies. Amazing vibes there. Disco kicks ass. Metal kicks ass. Psychedelic. Stoner. Punk. Hardcore. Funk. Jazz. Soul. 70′s soft rock. Swing. Progressive. R&B of the 60′s and 70′s. It’s an adventure everyday looking for new music. I’m fascinated with all things retro from the 50′s, 60′s and 70′s, especially furniture and decorating. art deco kicks ass. My ideal hangout would be a brown and orange plastic and fur covered room with a disco ball and curtis mayfield playing on my record player. I’ve been a radio DJ. Concert promoter. Media/band marketer. An editor which was pretty rad cause i got to interview Sepultura, Iron Maiden and Bad Religon. National Champion BMX racer. A loving father who loves to jam and dance and hopefully an awesome husband. Many bands. I love to free my mind and explore many fantastic astral plains, when time is available. Mike Oldfield’s “Ommadawn” made sure of that. Horror movies are an integral part of my life, and that also stems into cult and all around obscure weird cinematic atrocities. You gotta see Roger Corman’s “The Trip”.
Andrew Dice Clay said it best, “So I’m goin out wit dis huge tub o’ lard. She wants me to wine and dine her. So I take her to this little hole in the wall. Pull a dozen or so chairs out for her. Trow down a dozen burgers down her troat and she says. “If your wondering, it’s not fat, it’s cellulite. I’m big boned”. “No your a fat tub of shit”.
Website worth visiting:
www.ratemypoo.com
www.youtube.com
www.sleazy-listening.blogspot.com
www.bloody-disgusting.com
it sucks there are no 70′s adult movie websites.
albums I most relate with:
Mike Oldfield “Ommadawn” 75′
Impetigo “Horror of the Zombies” 92′
Amon Duul II “Yeti” 70′
Curtis Mayfield “Superfly” 72
Danger Diabolik soundtrack by Ennio Morricone 68′
Leafhound “Growers of Mushroom” 71′
Goblin “Deep Red” Soundtrack 75′
Inside Deep Note: Music of 70′s Adult Films
Minor Threat Complete Discography
Charles Bronson “Youth Attack” 97′
